Comments on: 4 Way Stops http://agingdisgracefully.com/wordpress/2009/03/4-way-stops/ Sun, 20 May 2012 16:59:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: pms http://agingdisgracefully.com/wordpress/2009/03/4-way-stops/#comment-206 pms Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:53:08 +0000 http://agingdisgracefully.com/wordpress/?p=77#comment-206 Duchess, Amen. Alleluiah. I've been covertly planning a driver's negative corrective device for some time in the shed. I am perpetually peeved when people do not use their turn signals or throw litter out the window. As soon as I can convince the powers that be, I plan to mount sidewinder missles to each side of Sparky and begin to eliminate those who annoy us while driving - one by one. Once launched the missle will reduce the annoying target into a neat pile of ash that can be discreetly swept into a nearby planter. The mounting device is a fascinating design of macrame' bungee cords with entwined duct tape and am just waiting for the call back from ex VP Cheney who apparently has got the black market cornered for errant armaments (who knew?). Keeping our streets safe and clean, Baroness of Flippin Duchess,
Amen. Alleluiah. I’ve been covertly planning a driver’s negative corrective device for some time in the shed. I am perpetually peeved when people do not use their turn signals or throw litter out the window. As soon as I can convince the powers that be, I plan to mount sidewinder missles to each side of Sparky and begin to eliminate those who annoy us while driving - one by one. Once launched the missle will reduce the annoying target into a neat pile of ash that can be discreetly swept into a nearby planter. The mounting device is a fascinating design of macrame’ bungee cords with entwined duct tape and am just waiting for the call back from ex VP Cheney who apparently has got the black market cornered for errant armaments (who knew?).

Keeping our streets safe and clean,

Baroness of Flippin

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